Q) "Are you adopted?"
A) No.
 

Q) "How much did you pay for

your current haircut?"

A) Signed a No Disclosure agreement

with the barber. Long story.
 

Q) "Was this website hard to make?"
A) Very.
 

Q)"Can you drive a car?"
A) These days cars can

drive themselves.
 

Q) "I am a huge fan.

Can I buy your used underwear?"
A) How do you know

I even wear underwear?